FYI: I Have Amazing Conversations

Sometimes my conversational talents wow even myself! I spent my lunch break hanging out with one of my coworkers and the topics of conversation really ran the gamut. We talked about some pretty off-the-wall stuff. Though I'm starting to wonder whether I'm not secretly insane and no one has ever bothered to tell me. Oh well. Here are the highlights for your reading pleasure:

• Real vs. Planned Spontanaity
• Watching the movies "He's Just Not That Into You" and "Mama Mia" back to back would apparently mandate revokation of my "Straight Card"
• "The Best romantic comedies are like pancakes: lots of syrup with a little bit of fruit"
• I imagine all web marketing people as sounding like "pseudo-homosexuals" if you don't use buzz words correctly ("Excuse me, it's Web two-point-oh, not web two-dot-oh").
• I may start scripting all conversation prior to a date to ensure that it is suitably whitty and without awkward silences
• Not just my lines either; my date will have her own script
• Nazi Zombies
• Die Hard = Best Christmas Movie Ever!
• They should make a sequel to True Lies titled "True Lies: Even More Lies"
• The Perry Bible Fellowship
• It would be interesting to watch "The Lion King" in African "click language"
  

I hope you're enjoyed this short trip into my often strange mind. ^_^